I bet most of you have stop coming to my xanga because it has been VERY dormant. But if you do happen to pop in sometime:

Rules in Chip Dippin:

1. If you are not a double dipper in a room with double dippers- get your own bowl(or plate) and don't cause a problem.  And yes, this rule goes both ways.

2. Be courteous with the said dip. Take turns people NEVER be a bowl hog, or you will be raped and then left to die a lonely death.

3. If a chip breaks in the dip, for goodness sake, retrieve the forsaken chip, either with a spoon or another chip.

4. This rule applies to the above rule, if you are of the lucky dippers not to break a chip in the dip, be patient, let the unfortunate soul reunite with the lost chip.

5. And last but not least, respect others' chip dipping rights and rituals, but don't lose sight of yours.

Butts are the human races' favorite things. We like them on each other, we like them on magazine covers, we even like them on babys. When we're alone we like to scratch them, when ther's a fire we like to warm them, and who among us, in a lonely moment, haven't reached behind us and given them a discreet fondle. We love our butts, when God gave us our bums, he had to stick them round the back so that we woudn't sit and stare at them all day. Cause when God gave us our bums, he didn't just say " Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early. ", he said, "Behold ye angels I have created the butt, throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name.    

Jeff of Couplings care of the BBC

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There is a plethora of things that you can only do with two hands, as I have discovered, such as putting up your hair, washing your face, bathing, wrapping presents, the list goes on.  As you can see, these are things that can be done with one hand, but it also comes with a great deal of trouble and gives me a semi-legitiment reason to be absolutely disgusting. I kind of like my new found freedom.

Trock67

When you burn apart of your body, for example your hand and more specifically your fingers, and you burn them badly, like wrinkled, grey skin bad, one would assume to go to the E.R., which is precisely what I told my mom to do when I did just what is written above at 1:15 am. But no, we had my dad look at it, and he said take her home, the imense pain, which she is obiviously feeling, and is increasing intensly, should (theoretically) subside by morning. WTF!!!!! I said right after it happened, mom I need to go to the E.R., but she didn't want to wait for three hours. Finally around 3 am, after copious amounts of motrin and tears, my mother suggests that we go to the emergency room. Also keep in mind that I got up at 7 am and kept three bratty kids all day and have yet to go to sleep.  I said no, and proceded to sleep. That was my interesting story for the Christmas Break, and it's not even over. OH yes my dumbass of a brother got lost in HEB, like block the entrance, secruity guard, name over the intercom kind of lost, yeah that's right you read it correctly HEB. Merry Christmas

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Soap, Bath beads, and Luffas:

* Bubble baths great idea

* Bath Beads, awsome idea

* Animal shaped luffas BAD idea (no one wants a cute dog or duck bathing them in the tub inappropriatly- unless of course you are a Tommy Johnson)

* Soap on a rope WORSE idea ( somethings should not be allowed  beyond prison walls)

These are my thoughts on bath time pleasures, please share yours.

Oh yes, in terms of Mrs. Alvarado saying her infamous phrase, she has (since Nov.5, 2004) said in terms of 101 times, we have broken to over 100 in a little over a month. On average the distinctual 'in terms of' saying has been said 3 times a day for 41 days, give or take a time or two. Good luck on all exams you may or may not have to take.

Bye, Trock67